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Dear Mr. Toil,
I have to admit that I'm a 32 year old man and I've just learned to appreciate the BBW's of the world. I think BBW are very accepting women that have a lot to offer any man. I also think they are great lovers that gives their all.
However, I visited your website today for the first time and thought that I had to share my impressions with you. I hate to be negative in any way because I'm very optimistic in nature.
The only thing I saw on the site are drawings. This offended me because I THINK your attempt is to foster BBW's with attitudes (hopefully "sexy" attitudes). I love the attempt. But the approach is bad. DRAWINGS? please. Lets see your REAL expressions with real pictures of BBW's. You know the kinds of BBW we all meet in public or the ones we all see walking down the street.
Please don't hide behind DRAWINGS. Show your real pride and freedom of expression by posting pictures of live BBW's (maybe even in tasteful Lingerie).
I know and understand that a lot of BBW's are not comfortable in showing their bodies. But isn't that the idea. The ACCEPTANCE of BBW's as being sexy too.
I'm not a large man. I'm 5'8 at 185 lbs and well proportionate. I've recently had a relationship for my first time ever with a BBW whom was over 250 lbs and I loved it. Don't give the public the false impression that BBW's don't belong in the "SEXY" arena of our country by posting cartoons. "Come out blazing with both guns smoking with the barrels hot by posting live pictures of BBW." Show the public BBW's are not ashamed of their bodies. The more the public see BBW in sexy attire, the more they'll accept BBW's as "Very beautiful and SEXY women."
If you really need to show the drawings then please; balance the website with tasteful live pictures too.
P.S. - If you ever decide to add live pictures of BBW's; please e-mail me. I'd love to return to visit to see them. Thanks for your attention.
Sincerely,
--Anonymous
The arteest's response:
Dear Sir ,
Well, first I'd like to say I'd--uhh--the purpose of this website is to--er--gee--I don't think you completely understand why I...*scratching head*...hmmmm...
Let me get back to you on this one.
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Dear Mr. Toil,
Do you have any sketches of women lactating? How much do you charge for them? Do you have any samples?
--Anonymous
The arteest's response:
Dear Sir,
Thanks much for your interest in my work, but since I don't exhibit nudity here, that would prohibit me from exhibiting a naked dribbling breast.
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Dear Mr. Toil,
How come you don't have any volumptous (sic) soft classy blonde chick's in your studio of artwork? I see lots of sort of slutty looking, hard core women, wearing black, rather the types one might find in a truck stop, or perhaps...playing pool with a beer.
Perhaps this is the type of woman you are attracted to? I don't know...but I think you should "class" up your art work a bit.
I look like Mae West, and I am a well educated, classy BBW, with long blonde hair, blue eyes, and I wear....white, pink, lace, or peach satin...not some black outfit...just not classy enough.
Just a suggestion, try a posting of a real classy chick.
--Anonymous
The arteest's response:
Dear Ma am,
Being the well educated, soft, pink & lace-wearing blonde Mae West look-a-like that you are, I would be a fool to not take your advice about class and fashion to heart. The last thing I want to have is a gallery full of hard, tacky, slutty looking women.
Thanks!
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Les Toil,
We have not been able to find you, and you are the only thing that will get stains out of our restaurant's stained cloths. Please let us know where we can find you.
Thank you.
--Pat Murray
The arteest's response:
Pat-,-
In your own smarmy way, you're obviously referring to the cleaning product called Lestoil which I have been trying for years to find. I still run searches on Ebay for bottles of the Lestoil cleaning liquid but, alas, nuttin'.
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Dearest Sir,
Please, do you have any ideas on how we can get information regarding claustrophobia and BBW art for my examination?
--Anonymous
The arteest's response:
Dear Sir or Maam,
At present I do not have information on this compelling and perplexing phenomenon, but until you hear back from me, avoid reading Big Butt Magazine in any trunks or closets.
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dear mr. toil,
i want your picture of clown cops. where is it?
The arteest does not respond.
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Les Toil,
Hello, I didn't realize you charged for your work.
--Jennie
The arteest's response:
Dear Jennie,
Apparently you've mistaken me as one of the commercial artists of the planet Zambulon who spend weeks on a single work of art for the pure gratification of seeing it dangle from a tall Verconium tree. This happens to me often, Jennie.
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| Les Toil,
Do you really think an Ally Mcbeal type is genetically inferior? Why do you do only pin-up type drawings of plus-sized women?"
The arteest's response:
Probably for the same reason why all of the millions of artists of the past and present have opted to drawing only thin women. To illustrate my point, ask yourself why is Spike Lee expected to explain why he only makes movies about black people, but Woody Allen is not expected to explain why he primarily makes movies about white people? (At least Spike Lee hires tons of non-black actors to appear in his films. Although I do recall seeing a black man in the second-to-last Woody Allen movie).
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| Mr. Toil,
What about money? There was once a man that was going to paint me, but he wanted me to pay HIM for being his model...and that was NOT what I had in mind really.
What about you?
Maria
The arteest's response:
Well, it's nice to know I'm not the ONLY artist being mistaken as a Zambulonian.
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| Hello Mr. Toil!
My name is Beth and I work with The Jerry Springer Show. I am always looking for new, exciting and creative show ideas and I am fascinated by your website. I know you can provide us with great guests.
Please contact me via email or through my toll-free phone number: 1-888-321-5**7.
I can't wait to hear from you! Thank you so much,
Beth
The arteest's response:
Dear Beth,
Yes, based upon the many transvestite trailer camp midgets, nympho grandmas, transsexual bondage freaks, toe lickers, scab eaters, diaper fetishists and other assorted human anomalies I have showcased in my portrait gallery, I 'm sure I wouldn't have any problem filling your stage up with guests.
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Mr. Toil,
I would first like to say that I like your art work. I also agree that popular media unfairly emphasizes untra thiness(sic) and on impossible, unrealistic standards for women to attain.
Unforchently(sic), I do not think that your web site values that beauty comes in ALL shapes and sizes. Secondly, your toil girl art glorifies excessive obesity. I only express concern with this because excessive obesity is extremly(sic again) unhealthy for people. You are endorsing a lifestyle that causes many, many, major health risks!
I think your sight (sic to my stomach) would be much better if there were women in all shapes small, medium and large. Anyways, thank you for your time. I do enjoy your work very much I hope that there will be more variety on your sight.
Thanks,
T.
To respond to the above communication, the arteest will defer to an email that arrived just a few hours after the above one arrived.
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Dear Mr.Toil,
II want to be a Toil Girl so badly but I can not afford it. How can you help me become one of your girls??
B.L.C.
Dear B.L.C.,
The transmission of my car gave out last week and I'm flat broke, but if I can find an auto mechanic that will fix it for free out of the kindness of his heart, I'm sure I'll be able to take a week off to do a free portrait for you.
Keep your fingers crossed!!
Th
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