If Heaven makes it a habit of banishing curvy gorgeous angels like our latest Toil Girl Carrie, guys like me will be staring out of the kitchen window waiting for one to fall in the shrubbery.

All blasphemy aside, folks, we have one sizzling ex-angel on exhibit tonight, and I don't mean some washed-up actress from an old Aaron Spelling TV show. As a matter of fact, put any three of Charlie's chicks together and you still wouldn't have half of Carrie's astounding anatomical attributes.

Would you care to know more about our descending damsel? Well here goes.

When Carrie isn't living life as a mild-mannered brainiac who enjoys patronizing museums, comedy clubs and movie theaters, she's busy being a scorching-hot vixen in spiked heels and lacy satin corsets that poses for her website which she owns and operates. That's right, behind those glasses lies a Lois Lane with her knickers on fire. In my opinion, Carrie is that type of vampy and theatrical exhibitionist that made classic cheesecake modeling of yesteryear fun and frisky instead of base and boring. When she's covering her mouth in a blush as her magnanimous derriere shakes her apron strings open, one might think Carrie was actually channeling the very creations of golden age pin-up artist Art Framm himself! She has a heart of gold lined with leather and lace and it all comes through nicely in her erotic pictures.

It's that contrast of character I mentioned of that Carrie wanted conveyed in her piece. I think we both wanted to give the impression that an unexpected gust of celestial wind blew off her flowing angel's frock and unveiled the naughty siren that hid beneath. I also wanted to use the background to help push the drama of the concept, but what could I do to make the sky an element of peril? The only props I had to manipulate with were the clouds, and so I decided to render them as if the Heavens themselves were opening up to clear her passage downward. I don't know if I pulled that off, but the effect looks kind of cool anyway. Plus Carrie liked it and that's what counts the most.

This portrait was actually a gift to her from a generous friend, so it's him we must thank for Carrie's presence in this art exhibit. But it's our hot angel Carrie that came up with this extremely memorable concept, so I have to thank her for that. Thanks, Car'!

This is probably one Toil Girl portrait you won't find hanging in the Pope's meditation chambers, but I'm proud as a peacock to have it adorning my gallery walls.

Date of entry: 6/02